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Revision as of 15:08, 5 October 2009
Welcome to The Ghetto Gourmet; a repository for the recipes that require quantifiable measurements I actually need to look up... and then some experimental stuff in development.
BUT BEFORE YOU BEGIN, click here
The recipes denoted with an asterisk (*) are considered "Recipes for the Extra Ghetto" and people with little time/skill to devote to preparing healthy meals.
Per a recent request, I've added a section for Zahnnie (who played a part in The Ghetto Gourmet through the college years) called "Zahnnie's High-Fallutin' Fancy-Pants Cookin' Section" which is where her collection of "recipes made to impress people" is located. Zahnnie's specialty is Moroccan cuisine, and she likes to cook things in her vagine tagine.
Caryatid included an awesome dietary analysis on one of my recipes which I thought added a lot of value. Unfortunately, I don't have the time to go through each and every recipe and analyze it in through detail, so I have now added simple assicon scaling as an easy way for people to tell which recipes are healthy here and which are... less so. Please refer to the following scale:
(!) - Skinny ass. Denotes recipes that would be good as part of a diet for people who are health-conscious or trying to lose weight. Relatively guilt-free eating.
(_!_) - Normal ass. Denotes recipes that are generally healthy, and meant to be enjoyed regularly.
(__!__) - Desk ass. Denotes recipes that should probably be enjoyed in moderation, lest you get desk ass.
x_x - Heart attack. Okay, I know this isn't technically an assicon, but it's more accurate than saying "wide load". Denotes recipes that I would recommend busting out as special treats, because including them as a regular staple in your diet will probably give you a heart attack.
Contents
Savory Food
Homemade Gyoza and Wontons* (_!_)
Miso Soup* (!)
Ghetto-Fantastic Ramen* (_!_)
Fried Rice* (_!_)
Chicken Pot Pie From Scratch (__!__)
Rosemary and Honey Salmon* (!)
Beef with Barley Soup* (_!_)
Chicken Soup/Plague Remedy* (!)
Spicy Ravioli Soup* (!)
Rice Porridge/Pukes And Shits Remedy* (!)
"Porchetta Italiana" - Dirty Eye-talian Style Pork Loin (_!_)
Eggplant Parmesan (__!__)
Bruschetta with Salted Tomatoes* (!)
Shredded "Hash Brown" Potato Pile* (__!__)
Matar Paneer (!)
Paneer Korma (_!_)
Kickass Homemade Malaysian Lamb Curry (_!_)
Malaysian Chicken Curry that I Made While In AZ (_!_)
Improvements on Asian Home Gourmet's Laksa Recipe (_!_)
That Tasty Pot Roast That I Threw Up Behind Jim's Tent During The 2007 GNE War (_!_)
Moroccan-Spiced Stuffed Mushrooms* (_!_)
Salmon in a Puff Pastry Shell* (_!_)
Cheese 'Tatoes* x_x
Ghetto Cheese Ravioli with Chicken and Pesto Sauce* (_!_)
Ghetto Wonton-Noodle Soup* (_!_)
Creamy Carrot Soup (_!_)
Coconut Chicken Soup (_!_)
Ginger and Scallion Steamed Fish (!)
Ghetto-Fabulous Ma Po Tofu (_!_)
Tea Eggs (!)
"Funky Chinese Herb" Stew (_!_)
Toss* (__!__)
Why-I-Am-Going-To-Hell Spinach (!)
Bill of Larder from the 2008 GNE War, Courtesy of Vance, Thunder Mountain's Favorite Camp Cookie x_x
Creamy Vegetable-Rice Soup/Fake Risotto (_!_)
Tasty Nasi Goreng made with Bamboe's Nasi Goreng spices (_!_)
Penang Curry with Basil (_!_)
Daikon Cake (_!_)
Heavenly Ghettalian Spaghetti Sauce (!)
See Krong Tord Gratium (Thai style Pork Spareribs with Crispy Garlic and Pepper) (__!__)
Takrite Goong (Lemongrass Sticks with Minced Chicken, Prawns, and Pork) (__!__)
Salmon and Spinach Quiche (aka "Quiche So Good, She'll Pretty Much Have To Put Out") x_x
Ghetto-Fabulous Spicy Tuna a la Waldrop* (!)
Panko-Breaded Fish with Ginger Sauce (_!_)
Black Bean Sauce Pork Roast, Courtesy of Marti (_!_)
Flippin' Sweet Spinach Dip x_x
Chicken and Corn Risotto (warning: not for cooks who are ADD) (_!_)
Thai Pickles (!)
Moderately Nutritious Taco Salad (!)
Dessert
Pie Crust (__!__)
Blackberry-Blueberry Pie (_!_)
Apple Pie (_!_)
Peach Pie with Star Anise (_!_)
Ginger Ice Cream (_!_)
Basil Ice Cream (_!_)
Krapp (Flambe) (__!__)
Dark Chocolate Cake (__!__)
Litterbox Cake (__!__)
Emme's Rum Balls (_!_)
Arschwein-Cookies (_!_)
Father-Hating-and-Shame Cookies (_!_)
Goth-Flavored Banana Bread (!)
The Best Carrot Cake Ever, According to Two California Hippies (!)
Sun-Ripened Mixed New Galen Field Browns (_!_)
Bienenstich x_x
Pandan-Banana Cake (_!_)
Delicious Fiber Bomb Bars* (!)
Hilary's Plum Torte (_!_)
Drinkies
Arschwein Beta Version (_!_)
Arschwein Version 1.0 (_!_)
"Djarum Black" Mead Beta Version (_!_)
The Award-Winning Gargamel (_!_)
Tears of Baby Jesus (_!_)
Rear of Baby Jesus (_!_)
Amaretto Smoothie (__!__)
Official Recipe for a Lady DiSaronno (_!_)
Dirty Hippie Blackberry-Mango Smoothie (!)
How-I-Got-Registered-To-Vote-In-Cambridge Smoothie (!)
Vegan-Friendly Version of the How-I-Got-Registered-To-Vote-In-Cambridge Smoothie (!)
Coconut-Pandan Daiquiri (Creamy and yet dairy-free! For those of you who don't want your lactose intolerance flaring up and adding to the morning-after beer shits.) (__!__)
Eggnog (Johnson Family Recipe) (__!__)
Spiced Pear (!)
Misc
Awesome Fake Satay Sauce (_!_)
Mutie's Honey Butter Recipe x_x
"Special Sauce" x_x
Guacamole (_!_)
Tzatziki (!)
Extra-salty Soy-Garlic Marinade (__!__)
Extra-salty Soy-Ginger Marinade (__!__)
How To Make a Bacon Candle x_x
Zahnnie's High-Fallutin' Fancy-Pants Cookin' Section
With the recipes that follow, you will be able to easily convince your family and friends that you are a totally awesome cook, when in fact you're just making it up as you go. Never reveal this crucial secret.
Baked Potato Soup so good you just may cream your pants.
Sausage and Leek Ragu to go with the gnocchis. Mmm.
Sausage and Leek Soup inspired by the ragu. For the crockpot for extra laziness!
Boozesicles made especially by the lovely Zahnnie for Ubernerd's Tarts 'n Vicars/Good-Decisions party