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* "But it's so big, how did you fit the whole thing up there?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
 
* "But it's so big, how did you fit the whole thing up there?" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]
 
* "I think I remember that shaft!" - Kim
 
* "I think I remember that shaft!" - Kim
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* "I'm sorry my dick hit your face" - Ben
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* "Get your dick off my head!" - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]]  "Actually, that's my dick. " - [[user:Ratri|Ratri]]

Revision as of 21:23, 16 December 2004

  • "Dangly bits are there to be molested." - Ratri "Can I have my dangly bits molested?" - Morrigu
  • "I like penises. They make me smile." - RedCat
  • "You're not putting anything strawberry inside of me." - Aurora
  • "If your last words are 'This poison tastes funny' chances are your days were numbered few from the beginning." - Darklocke
  • "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without and accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage."
  • "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper
  • "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - Kit
  • "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - Aurora
  • "And now the crack has hit the fan." - Aurora
  • "Jeez, when did Koenma's balls drop?" - Aurora
  • "Puppy, can we have sex?" - Aurora "No." - Nybble "Then can I have a glass of water?" - Aurora "Ok." - Nybble
  • "Tan lines are like closed captioning for the sexually impaired." - Zak
  • "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - Aurora "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike
  • "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - Aurora
  • "Of course for it to be statistically viable we will need many subjects. Sinic! Stand up and drop your pants. It's for science." - Rykilde, holding a scale.
  • "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - Rykilde "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie
  • "Puppy, make me some food!" - Aurora "Poof, you're some food!" - Nybble "Yay!" - Aurora
  • "Ooh Ooh can I be the official boobie inspector of Utter Chaos?" - Rykilde "Yes, you can." - Aurora "Dude, REALLY? Awesome! Boobies!" - Rykilde
  • "Did you like the soup we had yesterday? Because there are two slices left." - Rykilde
  • "If you can think of any, feel free to put them in." - Aurora "Aurora said put them in." - Ratri
  • "Puppy, why don't you ever give it to Aurora rough?" - Zahnnie "I'm building a kernel right now!" - Nybble, indignantly.
  • "So, should I call it Utter Chaos plus plus, or UC plus plus?" - Nybble "Either way, we can abbreviate it UCPP. Heh. You see peepee." - Zahnnie. Much laughter ensues. "We're so juvenile. Good job, me." - Zahnnie pats herself on the back.
  • "Anuses are only for the specially gifted." -Ben
  • "She's like PayPal, but more user-friendly." - Rykilde
  • "For a straight Marine and a gay Canadian, they sure are a lot alike." - Aurora
  • "If you're fucking someone in the park, it doesn't really matter precisely which hole you're screwing them in." - Ratri
  • "I'm all for that idea. I'm all about making boys' heads explode." - Rykilde
  • "Help, help!" - Q. "Oh, c'mon Q. You've got two cute women snuggling you intimately." - Rykilde. "But they're all oily! And this was my favorite shirt, dammit." - Q.
  • "I don't know how he got that much life." - Aurora. "Because you have a pwnagraph. P-W-N-A-G-R-A-P-H." - Ratri.
  • "Nobody likes your penix, Aurora. I think you should whip it out more." - Ratri
  • "Poncy elf boys are not metal." - Morrigu
  • "Yay! I put stuff in my wiki!" - Rykilde "Oh my..." - Morrigu, waggling his eyebrows.
  • "Tool of a Fook!" - Aurora, spoonerisming Gandalf.
  • "It's like staking a vampire with a 2x4..." - Morrigu
  • "You're an object. I can touch you. However, you're a special subclass of object. You have developer-friendly interfaces." - Nybble "Developer friendly interfaces? But I ..." - Aurora
  • "Why do they want to put a ramming point on top of the Christmas Tree?" - Ratri "Well, when Christmas is over, we chop off the branches..." - Morrigu "And joust with the neighbors!" - Ratri
  • "There's an old locker room saying: Long and thin will get it in, but short and thick will do the trick." - Morrigu "Ah, but then we have, long and thick, the perfect dick." -Zahnnie
  • "But it's so big, how did you fit the whole thing up there?" - Rykilde
  • "I think I remember that shaft!" - Kim
  • "I'm sorry my dick hit your face" - Ben
  • "Get your dick off my head!" - Rykilde "Actually, that's my dick. " - Ratri