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* "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
 
* "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]
 
* "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie
 
* "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - [[user:Rykilde|Rykilde]] "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie
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* "Puppy, make me some food!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]] "Poof, you're some food!" - [[user:Nybble|Nybble]] "Yay!" - [[User:Aurora|Aurora]]

Revision as of 15:24, 7 November 2004

  • "Dangly bits are there to be molested." - Ratri "Can I have my dangly bits molested?" - Morrigu
  • "I like penises. They make me smile." - RedCat
  • "You're not putting anything strawberry inside of me." - Aurora
  • "If your last words are 'This poison tastes funny' chances are your days were numbered few from the beginning." - Darklocke
  • "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without and accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage."
  • "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper
  • "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - Kit
  • "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - Aurora
  • "And now the crack has hit the fan." - Aurora
  • "Jeez, when did Koenma's balls drop?" - Aurora
  • "Puppy, can we have sex?" - Aurora "No." - Nybble "Then can I have a glass of water?" - Aurora "Ok." - Nybble
  • "Tan lines are like closed captioning for the sexually impaired." - Zak
  • "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - Aurora "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike
  • "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - Aurora
  • "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - Rykilde "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie
  • "Puppy, make me some food!" - Aurora "Poof, you're some food!" - Nybble "Yay!" - Aurora