Bad Quotes

• "Dangly bits are there to be molested." - Ratri "Can I have my dangly bits molested?" - Morrigu
• "I like penises. They make me smile." - RedCat
• "You're not putting anything strawberry inside of me." - Aurora
• "If your last words are 'This poison tastes funny' chances are your days were numbered few from the beginning." - Darklocke
• "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without and accordian. All you leave behind is a lot of noisy baggage."
• "I believe that many things can't be explained. UFOs, ghosts, Backstreet Boys." - Soulkeeper
• "How can you not love something that runs around shitting magic balls?" - Kit
• "As soon as the fish levels, I'm switching to Monica." - Aurora
• "And now the crack has hit the fan." - Aurora
• "Jeez, when did Koenma's balls drop?" - Aurora
• "Puppy, can we have sex?" - Aurora "No." - Nybble "Then can I have a glass of water?" - Aurora "Ok." - Nybble
• "Tan lines are like closed captioning for the sexually impaired." - Zak
• "If you corrupt something good, it becomes evil. If you corrupt something lame, does it become cool?" - Aurora "I don't know. I can corrupt a Windows drive and it's still stupid." - Mike
• "It's like Schroedinger's Penis!" - Aurora
• "I heal too well. My hymen exists in a state of quantum uncertainty, until I get fucked or masturbate." - Rykilde "It's like Schroedinger's cat--or pussy." - Zahnnie