Hub Quotes

• “As well, the Illthids have proven their treachery yet again.” - Drow High Priestess. “Takes one to know one.” - Chadius. “Wait, let me find my surprised face.” - Alex. Chadius makes shocked face.

• “Are they going to tell us something we don’t know? I’m getting bored.” Gwen, quietly to Elly during an important meeting.

• “Since you seem to be one of the more effective groups in getting things done.” - Drow High Priestess. “Was that a compliment?” - Gwen, whispering again. “I don’t know.” - Elly

• “Then we will not detain you any longer.” - Shathûr. “Get the fuck out.” - Chadius

• “The priestess doesn’t want to sully her tongue by speaking your language, so I will speak.” - Ryurn “Well, I can think of better ways to sully my tongue than talking. Oops! Inside voice!” -Gwen

• “Do we have any vials of holy water lying around?” - Aurora. “Nope. I should make some.” -Alex. “Do you have a priest and some condoms?” - Ardonite.

• “Kill it! Kill it Cub! Kill it! It gets eaten by a giant cat!” - Nybble. “Cub inflicts 32 points of damage.” - Ratri.

• “Gonna drag him off the road, so no one finds him out of the blue. Y’know ‘doot-doot-doot-doo-doo, Holy Shnoinkus!’” -Ratri.

• “Hang on, I need to go answer my sword” - Asterix

• “He wasn’t really speaking very straight.” - Asterix. “Was this after the glowy thing?” - Gwen. “Yes.” - Asterix. “Ah, well, that may be it then. Glowing takes a lot out of you.” - Gwen.

• "No no no, it's fuck your mother, upside down." - Nachta teaching Elly how to swear in Drow "Ohhh, in Elven we say fuck your mother..." - Elly teaching Elven back.

• "SOMEBODY HAS THIS PROBLEM WITH SHOVING A SWORD THROUGH NIGEL'S BODY!" - Ratri, yelling at Nybble, who was hiding behind a book.

• "I know what I want to cast. Wish." - Aurora "Oh, imagine if that went wrong." - Ratri "No, I mean, she'd age 5 years. 13 to 18 in one shot." - Aurora "Heh. She would have no idea how to deal with the hormones." - Ratri "'Poof. Somebody do me now!'" - Zahnnie "Heh. 'Did it succeed? Yeah? Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend right now. Poof. Nice. C'mere honey.' 'Congratulations, you're now an ... archmage...' 'Yeah, whatever. Do I get my own room? Good. Let's go.'" - Aurora

• "Does Meteor Swarm count as a Dragon Slave?" - Nybble

• "I will eat your nuts." - Gwen

• "Is it evil?" - Nybble "Yes." - Morrigu "Ok, I'm going to ... Attack The Darkness!" - Nybble The room falls over laughing. "You know that's the entire reason for this combat." - Aurora "Too bad Elly isn't here to cast Magic Missile!" - Ratri

• "Hey, does anyone want a Mountain Dew? Or some Cheetos?" - Zahnnie "I don't think we have any." - Nybble "Well, there's only one way to find out, and that's to cast Locate Cheetos. It locates any cheetos in a 5 mile radius." - Zahnnie

• "Wait, that doesn't say Hallmark... that says Hellmark!" - Nybble

• "Yeah, he said Hi to the Mistress." - Nachta "Does that mean me?" Elly "Well, it's not my Mom, so it must be you." - Nachta

• (On the topic of Elly's want for a boyfriend) "So, there are no boy bands in the Hub, right?" -Aurora

• "Suddenly, the mirror goes black." - Morrigu "Yeah, he put it back into his pants." - Aurora "Suddenly, you see this enormous black penis!" - Zahnnie "Heh. You see some curly white hair." - Morrigu

• It's raining
  It's pouring
  The ladies
  Are warring
  Gods are Dead
  I'm in bed
  We'll all be back in mourning.
  -Pussich

• "Jesus, Gwen, you're cutting glass over there." - Nachta

• "Her mom tried to get her to wear the skimpy leather outfits..." - Zahnnie "Haha, but she brought her normal clothes with her and changed once she left the house!" - Aurora "Just like a teenager..." - Zahnnie "Young lady, you are not leaving this house dressed like that! I can't even see your cleavage!" - Aurora "But moooooooom!" - Zahnnie